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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Five Sure-Fire Ways to Get Your Ass Kicked in a Biker Bar.

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5.) Toss the keys to your Prius at the bouncer and admonish, "Now you be careful with Daddy's toy!" 4.) Instruct the bartend...
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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Don't Forget: It's Nurse's Week!

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Just found out that this week is Nurse's Week. I think that in honor of this occasion we should ask our spouse to dress up, and... Um......
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Well, Waddaya Know?

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It would appear that the fine folks at eBlogger have been reading my site. No sooner do I post that - for some inexplicable reason - my prof...
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Even MORE Motivational Poster Madness.

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Just received these from one of my father's friends...thought you'd enjoy them:
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Monday, April 27, 2009

Men Are From Mac, Women Are From PC.

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I know...I've not been posting in nearly two weeks. Usually there's nobody to blame for my paucity of posting but me. But this time ...
Thursday, April 16, 2009

The Number of THIS Beast.

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16,756 is now my new lucky number. For the past four weeks the counter on my eBlogger Profile Visits has been stuck on - you guessed it! - 1...
Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Really Screwed Up.

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In case you haven't figured it out yet, I'm really not much on pretense. This is especially true when it comes to wine. In fact, I h...
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Wherein My Annual Karen Black Quota is Met.

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I have been around airplanes and aviation most of my life. And I'll admit that when I board a commercial airliner I replay a macabre fan...
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Silence: The New "No".

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Like anyone conducting a job search, I've gotten quite acclimated to hearing the word, "no". No jobs at the present time. No ...
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Monday, April 6, 2009

Best Gift I Ever Gave.

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Posting about cheese in a can reminded me of a time long ago when I decided to make some special Christmas gifts for my closest friends. In ...
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Sunday, April 5, 2009

And There Was Much Rejoicing.

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YEAH!
Thursday, April 2, 2009

The Agony of Choice.

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No. Really...trust me. Any choice is painful. Still waiting for them to come out with a Pont -l' Évêque version.
Monday, March 30, 2009

Ah...The Smell of It!

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Reading about bacon-flavored vodka got me thinking. I know ...not a necessarily good idea. With all this lamenting the current state of th...
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Makin' Bacon.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Exhibit A: Bakon. A bacon-flavored vodka. That's right...a bacon-flavored vodka . It looks as if ...
Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Tone Deaf.

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I've always felt that GOP Minority Whip Eric Cantor was a bit of a tool. The guy's been harping on Obama should he do anything that...
Monday, March 23, 2009

The View.

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My family and I enjoyed a very relaxing Sunday, thank you very much. Early in the morning I took a long walk around the neighborhood. It was...
Thursday, March 19, 2009

Watching & Waiting.

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From the moment Jack and Thom leave for school until the moment they return, this is usually where you'll see VIVI. Watching and waiting...
Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Someday My Prince Will Come.

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And, when I say, "Prince" I mean "Job". Oh, and when I say, "Someday", I really mean "Today". And i...
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

The Kids Aren't Alright.

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It's true. In the end, we usually become that which we use to rail against becoming. Call it the caving in, call it joining the establ...
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Monday, March 16, 2009

"Quick, Robin! To the Bat...Elephant!"

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Over the course of his career, Adam West has subjected viewers to some truly bad theater * . My buddy Efrain found this publicity still...n...
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