As my friends and I walked to their car (after a killer lunch at their favorite Thai restaurant) we walked by a fairly nondescript Chicago convenience store. The door to this store was adorned with two signs taped to the glass, signs you will see to the left. I couldn't help but chuckle at the uppermost one.I have to imagine that the manager of this store is a frustrated English major who thought his/her main duty in life was to piss off his customers. While our shop owner may know some high-falutin' words like 'vexing' and 'insolent', there's much they could learn about syntax and punctuation if you ask me.
I'd also imagine that if would-be customers are reading the crap this person's hanging on the entryway that commercial space next to a great Thai restaurant will soon become available.
I'd say that the store owner was being churlish and logorrheic, but that would peg me as the asshole, huh?
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After reading the little letters at the bottom. Please refer to the unemployment office for your next paycheck
churlish and logorrheic..
I'm sure you could make up some lyrics to a song that would include these.
Insolent? What is he, an evil doctor yelling at Superman?
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