Channeling My Inner James Lipton.

1. What is your favorite word?
Jamesliptonwaskilledtoday.

2. What is your least favorite word?
Justkidding.

3. What turns you on?
The startled, absolutely panicked look of James Lipton's face as his hands try to gain purchase on the hood ornament of my car, only to realize that his right foot is being crushed beneath my left front Continental tire as I accelerate.

4. What turns you off?
Pretentious weenies like James Lipton.

5. What is your favorite curse word?
“jameslipton!”

6. What sound or noise do you love?
The gurgled last breaths from James Lipton as I slowly choke him into a irreversible coma.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
The self-absorbed, self-important sound of James Lipton's voice as he interviews an equally vacuous 'star'.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Outrageously-compensated, and presidentailly-pardoned assassin of James Lipton.

9. What profession would you not like to attempt?
Personal, private, executive secretary to, and sycophantic gay lover of, James Lipton.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
James Lipton? No, James Lipton is down there...