That's right. It reads, "Proud Parent of a Vegetarian". A vegetarian? Uh-huh. Does being the parent of a vegetarian really deserve bumper sticker status? Is it up there on a par with your kid making the honor roll at school? It is up there on a par with your kid serving in the Army? Really?
Just another sure sign that we live in an "every kid's a winner, there are no losers" society. Why don't you just placard your bumper with a sticker that reads, "Proud parent of a child who is a trendy, ashen face waif that listens to way too much Pfish, and who will soon go off to college to explore alternative lifestyles, too."
Guess that's too much reality for a bumper sticker, huh?
Time to go mine the funny at humor-blogs.com.
Just another sure sign that we live in an "every kid's a winner, there are no losers" society. Why don't you just placard your bumper with a sticker that reads, "Proud parent of a child who is a trendy, ashen face waif that listens to way too much Pfish, and who will soon go off to college to explore alternative lifestyles, too."
Guess that's too much reality for a bumper sticker, huh?
Time to go mine the funny at humor-blogs.com.
2 comments:
If thats all you can be proud about... sad.
That is almost as tedious as Sarah and Todd being proud that Bristol got knocked up in spite of the abstinence only education.
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